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Messagede Félix le Chat » 05 Juin 2009, 15:52

Des nouvelles de la galaxie Khitomer

Our routine monitoring of sub-space transmissions alerted Sophos that the loss of the Klingon battlecruiser Klothos was not due to Romulan incursion into the Khitomer system, but a result of trying to remove VBS/PeachyPDF-A from the battle computer using M'swoN'kar after Commander Kor opened an attachment from the system S'cam-419.

Immediately our Product Marketing away team embarked on a mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and flog them Network Access Control solutions. Sadly they chose Qo'noS as their first destination and when their severed heads were beamed back to Sophos, the engineering team created this software, not in a spontaneous display of gratitude to the Klingon race (as the Register would have you believe) but to honour their memory.
Test your existing anti-virus protection

* Scans without the need to uninstall or disable your existing anti-virus.
* Runs on Windows 2000/XP/2003/Vista.
This software has compatibility issues with the version of msxml4.dll used by cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers. Installing this software on such vessels is punishable by ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed.
* Uses a single scan to detect viruses, spyware and adware - including zero-day threats.
* Updates automatically for 30 Galactic standard days.


Questions about Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus? Contact us at klingon@sophos.com and we'll do our best to help. Telephone support is only available at interplanetary rates.

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